Nathan Eaton @nate_1983

London, England Joined May 2009

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Harry Eccles @Heccles94

2 weeks ago

Attempted murder? These far-right thugs would happily kill someone doing their job over a flag. That's not normal.

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SOME BACKWATER BRITISH TV CHANNEL CALLED CHANNEL 4 IS SHOWING OVER 100 ‘UNTRUTHS’ TOLD BY YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP TONIGHT AT 10PM. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TIMEZONE THAT IS, BUT I DO KNOW IT WILL BE FULL OF FAKE NEWS BECAUSE I ALWAYS SPEAK THE TRUTH. DO NOT WATCH!!

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Channel 4 @Channel4

2 weeks ago

CHANNEL 4, SO BAD IT COULDN’T BE NAMED CHANNEL 1, ARE SHOWING OVER 100 UNTRUTHS THAT THEY SAY (FALSELY) HAVE BEEN TOLD BY YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT (NOBEL PEACE PRIZE DESERVING DONALD J TRUMP) AT 10PM TONIGHT. WILL THEY SHOW 100 TIMES DONALD J TRUMP WAS HANDSOME AND RIGHT? NO.

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Will Jeanes @will_jeanes

4 months ago

England's first loss to a country from: Europe: Scotland in 1874 North America: USA in 1950 South America: Uruguay in 1953 Oceania: Australia in 2003 Africa: Senegal in 2025 🆕 Asia: Not happened yet

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Duncan Alexander @oilysailor

13 years ago

QPR were in the top-flight relegation zone on the day Thatcher became PM, the day she was ousted and the day she died.

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Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess

6 months ago

Forgot I was on a phone call about council tax… Them: What band are you in? Me: Erm, The Charlatans Them: Your council tax band 😬

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Michael Owen @themichaelowen

11 years ago

Christmas is underrated. Best day of the year by far. #Family

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman

9 months ago

“Wallace building those trousers for his dog? Just so he doesn’t have to walk him? It’s lazy, he got that dog in good faith, he should walk him - it’s his job!”

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cluedont @cluedont

9 months ago

If there was a Twitter 2025 wrapped it should just be this. x.com/alreadytaken74…

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Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK

9 months ago

introducing our ‘Man City title hopes’ pizza

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Quite Interesting @qikipedia

9 months ago

Of the 92 clubs in the Premier and the English Football Leagues, Bromley FC are the only team to play their home games in the constituency of a Conservative MP.

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Nathan Eaton @nate_1983

12 months ago

Feels like this meets the definition of driving without due care and attention, @ealingMPS, ‘Driving that falls below the minimum standard expected of a competent and careful driver, and includes driving without reasonable consideration for other road users.’ @AmazonUK

World Bollard Association™ @WorldBollard

12 months ago

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Nathan Eaton @nate_1983

12 months ago

If @EalingCouncil are looking for who has been demolishing the bollards in South Acton, you might want to drop @AmazonUK a line x.com/WorldBollard/s…

World Bollard Association™ @WorldBollard

12 months ago

If @EalingCouncil are looking for who has been demolishing the bollards in South Acton, you might want to drop @AmazonUK a line x.com/WorldBollard/s…

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Rachel Edwards @underthenettle

a year ago

TIL: French unions have designed special barbecues that fit in tram tracks, so they can grill sausages while they march.

Sam Bowman @s8mb

a year ago

TIL: French unions have designed special barbecues that fit in tram tracks, so they can grill sausages while they march. https://t.co/vWHBGg6jEo

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Amanda @Pandamoanimum

a year ago

It’d be hilarious if, at the first Oasis reunion concert, they announce that all they’ll be performing on all the tour dates is brand new material.

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alex thomson @alextomo

a year ago

Arrests continuing in Middlesbrough.

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Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci

a year ago

Aggrieved citizens seen here outlining their concerns.

Jamie Tomlin @JamieTomlin_

a year ago

Aggrieved citizens seen here outlining their concerns.

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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton

a year ago

As the last cry of, "Papa?" fades, a pulsing beat begins. Is it? Yes! Flat Beat by Mr Oizo. A squadron of drones assembles overhead, flying voxels sketching out the face of Rene from off of Allo Allo.

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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton

a year ago

Twin Renault Clio convertibles enter the arena to an acoustic, francophone version of Gary Numan's Cars, sung by Carla Bruni. Their tops fold back to reveal Nicole and Papa from the adverts. As Bruni breathes the last chorus, they begin their timeless call and response.