SCOTCH | MOSES @scotchmoses
And God said unto Moses, GO FORTH, AND CREATE HUMOROUS WEB VIDEOS, and a bottle of barrel-aged manna fell from the sky. Moses drank and saw that it was good. youtube.com/scotchmosesoff… Los Angeles Joined April 2013-
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@AliciaEBarron this does not account for decades long family obligations to see it together. Can humanity wait until 2016?
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About to see @aaaaaaaaaaallyn in her @UCBTheatreEast grad show. #thedarlingtakesNY
don't open a bag of chex mix unless you plan on eating every last morsel within 2 minutes, regardless of size.
The fridge at work must be voting for @SenSanders
I hate how some websites that have search bars that don't search the site, but instead search THE WHOLE WEB. I didn't come here to google!
Why do they call them the "Fine Arts"? It's not like they need to separate them from the "Shitty Arts."
From the ads I can't tell if it's a GOP debate or a UFC deathmatch.
It looks devilishly handsome...
It looks devilishly handsome...
Thnks @HuffPostComedy for sharing our "If @SenSanders Solved Problems like @realDonaldTrump" tinyurl.com/opu8suk
Bern drank some Trump Juice- #FeelTheBern fb.me/7TwCTB5Eg
Black Friday is the closest thing we have to The Purge.
I love when sports commentators quote the Star Wars prequels. It's an advice gold mine.
There are so many documentaries now. Everyone's got one. I'd like to see a doc about the shocking lack of stories left to be told.
Either I'm really bad at brushing my teeth or I ate some seriously invasive popcorn last night
Not classic! Check out our latest sketch"The Best Man" now on YouTube! youtu.be/fiBSrzF7MzY #scotchmo #sorryjerry
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my mom told me santa isn't real. thirty years later i told her the onion isn't real.
I want an app that lets me flush my toilet remotely, not for my own purposes, but just to freak people out on the toilet when I'm not home.
If you hashtag more than 3 things in a post, either your posts need to be more specific or you need to just stop doing that.
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