Jeff W @semperjeff
Husband and father | Sometimes called "doctor" | Trying to learn how to Dad | Photo-taker | Word-typer | Blog-maker thewfamily.us California Joined September 2007-
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Maybe it’s been a while since I’ve been to Honda for servicing but I miss the days when they provided complimentary donuts.
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3 put Lighting up to Mater like this and said you’re going to be in side control 😂
Thinking I should print this out and put in in the Valentines’s Day card for me wife 🤔
The longer I drive the more confused I am at the people who manage to get licensed.
One Super Scooper aircraft down because it clipped a drone. 🤦🏻♂️ #PalisadesFire #LosAngelesFire
3 always asks for “privacy” when on the toilet. So when I asked him to try and use the toilet I walked away. He yells over and over that there’s a bird. I come back and find a dead insect on the stool he uses to reach the toilet. 🤦🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
Dropped off 7 at Mathnasium tonight. She asked me to drive up to the curb, stay in the car, and let her hop out and go in to class alone. She also asked I pick her up the same (obviously in reverse). She said so I don't have to park and go inside. 😭😭😭
How early is “too early” to log on for an online meeting? Asking for a friend.
I'm probably following news of Tesla's FSD updates way more closely than I should.
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