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Got really bad news Saturday. Cancer has moved to my brain. Now I'm in the hospital.
FYI...I was being facetious. Crossing fingers (and toes) is a bullshit superstition.
Man, if only more people were crossing their fingers for me.
@Fruit_Slinger ❤️ I'm just over here feeling sorry for myself.
People are always saying, "You look great," but what they're not saying is "for a guy who'll be dead by December."
Can we talk about something other than my cock for once?
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Going to rub Dorito cheese in my armpits and go for a light jog through Walmart, see if there are any takers.
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I'm at my most Sam Kinison when ordering coffee through a broken drive thru speaker.
Trey @treydayway
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