sweetsumer @sweetsumerthyme
I'm not deaf, I'm just a real bad listener. https://t.co/iaodMQL8Ae DM’s open for science 🧬 Joined September 2021-
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twitter is like a psych ward with no staff
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If you miss getting serious replies to your joke tweets just make a Bluesky account
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Sometimes happiness is as simple as Toby, wildflowers, fresh air, the sea and the cliffs holding it all together 🌼
coming into the kitchen after my teenager baked a cake
coming into the kitchen after my teenager baked a cake
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put 👏 sports 👏 betting 👏 back 👏 in 👏 the 👏 hands 👏 of 👏 the 👏 mob 👏
looking at my kids destroy the house after i cleaned all morning
looking at my kids destroy the house after i cleaned all morning
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This is a man. A man who exposed his penis to children. Journalism is supposed to accurately report reality. Media organisations that brazenly push the quasi-religious belief that men are women if they say so cannot be trusted.
This is a man. A man who exposed his penis to children. Journalism is supposed to accurately report reality. Media organisations that brazenly push the quasi-religious belief that men are women if they say so cannot be trusted.
if i died in this bath it would be the perfect death
if i died in this bath it would be the perfect death
alien: *crying* me: so that was “Don’t Take the Girl”by Tim McGraw
my mom (65) has decided that this year she’s skipping her flu shot and drinking hot tea instead…..
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Saw this and knew my followers would get a good laugh.
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When I put an XL t-shirt through the wash I expect it to remain XL?????
sending this to my mom
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A haunted house, but it’s just guys telling you to smile more.
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I didn't think there could be a place worse than Facebook but I forgot about Nextdoor
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I just want peace and quiet 🤫
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