That Lazy Guy @that_lazy_guy
if it's optional I'll leave it blank Joined March 2010-
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Not to brag, but my ankle can find the corner of any piece of furniture.
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*Grows beard Ugh, my eyes are up HERE.
If you are not getting frequent interventions, you are not living life to the fullest
Once you grow fat your perception of fat people changes. Like they are these size zero models who are just lazy to workout and love cheeseburgers
Racism in India has gone up since last night. I can hear talks about black money and white money everywhere
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Halloween parties are actually scarier than normal parties. If you leave your friends for even a moment, you will not find them again.
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[first date] ME: tell me why you're single. HER: my last boyfriend never paid attention to me. ME: *laughing at memes on phone* what?
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[job interview] THEM: what are your skills? ME: i'm really good at depression.
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I'm gonna dress up as your avi for Halloween.
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Stages of Sunday: Morning: This is nice Afternoon: The weekend is going by too fast Evening: I wish I was dead
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Ref: Call it in the air.. *flips coin* Me: A QUARTER.
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A typical weekend for you?
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