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BRAND: Johnstones Paint / AUDIENCE: Alpha / STRATEGY: Big Data / CHANNELS: Digital / INSIGHT: Black is the new black / CREATIVE: Based on song lyrics we can't afford / MUSIC: Ace Of Spades / PERFORMED BY: Captain Sensible / STRAPLINE: Yo so badass

BRAND: MacDonalds / AUDIENCE: Millenials / STRATEGY: Clio's / CHANNELS: Pre-rollers / INSIGHT: Everyone deserves cheese / CREATIVE: Lord Of The Rings battle / MUSIC: Don't stop believin / PERFORMED BY: Hot Chip / STRAPLINE: Release your hidden tiger

BRAND: Bupa / AUDIENCE: Boomers / STRATEGY: Influencer / CHANNELS: Digital / INSIGHT: Millenials love it / CREATIVE: Mass dance routine in the pool / MUSIC: Relax / PERFORMED BY: Lil Pump / STRAPLINE: Looking after you since 1908

BRAND: Nespresso / AUDIENCE: Millenials / STRATEGY: Ask Simon Sinek / CHANNELS: Digital / INSIGHT: You deserve it / CREATIVE: Animated Joe Pesci / MUSIC: Fly Me To The Moon / PERFORMED BY: Kenny G / STRAPLINE: Be more dinosaur

BRAND: Directline / AUDIENCE: Zoomers / STRATEGY: Go viral / CHANNELS: Word Of Mouth / INSIGHT: We do experiences / CREATIVE: Pushbike Hells Angel / MUSIC: Big Girls Don't Cry / PERFORMED BY: Louis Capaldi / STRAPLINE: Release your hidden tiger

BRAND: Colgate / AUDIENCE: Boomers / STRATEGY: Cannes winner / CHANNELS: Experiential / INSIGHT: Not every 2 is a pair / CREATIVE: Romantic spaghetti / MUSIC: Love Action / PERFORMED BY: Buzzcocks / STRAPLINE: ...For when it gets too hot

BRAND: Bupa / AUDIENCE: Gen-Z / STRATEGY: Go viral / CHANNELS: Digital / INSIGHT: We do experiences / CREATIVE: Lord Of The Rings battle / MUSIC: Teenage Dirtbag / PERFORMED BY: Japan / STRAPLINE: Taking you to the limit

BRAND: Flymo / AUDIENCE: Gen-Me / STRATEGY: Take them on a journey / CHANNELS: DRTV / INSIGHT: Men are jealous of fish / CREATIVE: Train announcer goes mad / MUSIC: Echo Beach / PERFORMED BY: Blur / STRAPLINE: Make you move Like Jagger

BRAND: Bobbi Brown / AUDIENCE: Millenials / STRATEGY: Clio's / CHANNELS: Radio / INSIGHT: Wheels go round / CREATIVE: Celeb 'at home' / MUSIC: Doo-Wah-Diddy / PERFORMED BY: Otis Reading / STRAPLINE: Be a hero, Dave

BRAND: Tommy Hilfiger / AUDIENCE: Gen-Me / STRATEGY: Go viral / CHANNELS: App / INSIGHT: Eyes don't lie / CREATIVE: Volcano spews out rubber ducks / MUSIC: The Reflex / PERFORMED BY: Lord Sugar / STRAPLINE: It's the reall thing

BRAND: Nespresso / AUDIENCE: Zoomers / STRATEGY: Pretend we don't sell stuff / CHANNELS: Outdoor / INSIGHT: Pretzels before shoeshine / CREATIVE: Volcano spews out rubber ducks / MUSIC: Summer Of 69 / PERFORMED BY: Buzzcocks / STRAPLINE: Sing 'til you burst

BRAND: Footlocker / AUDIENCE: Millenials / STRATEGY: Pretend we don't sell stuff / CHANNELS: Integrated / INSIGHT: Millenials hate it / CREATIVE: Chimp on a pig / MUSIC: London Calling / PERFORMED BY: Lord Buckethead / STRAPLINE: Leave ordinary behind

BRAND: Netlix / AUDIENCE: Millenials / STRATEGY: Go viral / CHANNELS: Digital / INSIGHT: Millenials love it / CREATIVE: Kate Winslet on a boat / MUSIC: Laughing Gnome / PERFORMED BY: Tom Petty / STRAPLINE: Three. Word. Cliche.

BRAND: Specsavers / AUDIENCE: Centennials / STRATEGY: Influencer / CHANNELS: Digital / INSIGHT: Monkeys are great! / CREATIVE: Mass dance routine in the pool / MUSIC: Wishing Well / PERFORMED BY: Prince / STRAPLINE: Release your hidden tiger

BRAND: Lloyds Pharmacy / AUDIENCE: Millenials / STRATEGY: Website traffic / CHANNELS: Digital / INSIGHT: Monkeys are great! / CREATIVE: Chunky ladies in a swimming pool / MUSIC: Norwegian Wood / PERFORMED BY: Louis Capaldi / STRAPLINE: Call the experts

BRAND: Pure Gym / AUDIENCE: Toddlers / STRATEGY: Win a Pencil / CHANNELS: Digital / INSIGHT: You deserve it / CREATIVE: High speed wheelchair race / MUSIC: Good Vibrations / PERFORMED BY: Bonnie tyler / STRAPLINE: For all your wellbeing needs

BRAND: Pure Gym / AUDIENCE: Millenials / STRATEGY: Black is the new black / CHANNELS: Blog / INSIGHT: They don't deserve it / CREATIVE: Beautiful Italian coast road / MUSIC: Spellbound / PERFORMED BY: Bonnie tyler / STRAPLINE: Do you coffee?

BRAND: Virgin Atlantic / AUDIENCE: Zoomers / STRATEGY: Don't mention the sell word / CHANNELS: PPC / INSIGHT: Pretzels before shoeshine / CREATIVE: Talking Christmas Tree / MUSIC: Get Back / PERFORMED BY: Rick Astley / STRAPLINE: Yo so badass

BRAND: Fiat / AUDIENCE: Boomers / STRATEGY: Don't mention the sell word / CHANNELS: Out Of Home / INSIGHT: Kitchens are for cooking in / CREATIVE: Man pushing over kids / MUSIC: I Feel Good / PERFORMED BY: Devo / STRAPLINE: Sing 'til you burst

BRAND: Aldi / AUDIENCE: Millenials / STRATEGY: Go viral / CHANNELS: Word Of Mouth / INSIGHT: Millenials love it / CREATIVE: Based on song lyrics we can't afford / MUSIC: Jump To The Beat / PERFORMED BY: Take That / STRAPLINE: Sing 'til you burst