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Celtic-American, NE Sports fan, Father of daughters, Appreciator of clever wit and dad jokes, had fun storming the castle Joined June 2015-
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I will not overreact to Drake Maye and Will Campbell after Week 1 I will not overreact to Drake Maye and Will Campbell after Week 1 I will not overreact to Drake Maye and Will Campbell after Week 1 I will not overreact to Drake Maye and Will Campbell after Week 1
There are much better coaches on twitter than Vrabel and McDaniels.
I hate weak ass interviews. @SecScottBessent was asked about the manufacturing job losses. @kwelkernbc gave home the out on new jobs but didn’t drill down on current losses in that field. What’s the point if we don’t want accountability?
You can tell Fran Brown is not happy after that game. He’s making the entire team run sprints post game right now. @NunesMagician
Good morning, New York!
Baseball would’ve played through that. Just sayin. #rarebaseballflex
My president is more petty than yours.
My president is more petty than yours.
Wanna know why Jalen Carter fell to the ninth pick?
Apparently, Philly hasn’t hard a successful recording artist since Boyz II Men
BREAKING: President who wants the Nobel PEACE prize has renamed the Dept of Defense, Dept of War. Makes sense. In 2025.
This is a direct descendant of JFK? Jeez, now we know what the UK felt like when they were introduced to Charles.
RFK jr is sounds like Darth Vader when he’s just listening to the questions.
Austin Hedges sounds like cigarette brand. #guardians @RedSox
No exaggeration, this guy might be the worst person alive x.com/KoneserUnii/st…
This is nothing less than the most important federal government resignation letter in history, written in opposition to Trump-Kennedy policy that “will result in death and disability of vulnerable children and adults.”
This is nothing less than the most important federal government resignation letter in history, written in opposition to Trump-Kennedy policy that “will result in death and disability of vulnerable children and adults.”
And that’s how the Cracker Barrel crumbles.
Taylor Swift gets engaged on the day Starbucks begins selling pumpkin spice drinks. If Uggs begin falling from the sky we’ll know Basic Bitchageddon is underway.

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