Melanie @MelsAlterEgo
Introvert, Sometimes boring, User of few words, Lover of all things comedy. youtu.be/Cifwb1QDLiY Pittsburgh, PA Joined January 2009-
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Had a great time last night! It looks like @tompapa is trying to photobomb my picture with @AndyFiori Thanks for the laughs fellas!
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I heard she kills
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He's definitely enjoying it.
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BREAKING: White House releases video of Trump on the golf course to dispel rumors he’s dead.
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Hey, you guys at the White House in charge of the announcement. Did you know that here at FSTL we have a late summer sale on tumbleweeds?
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Bro cooked 😂☠️
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It's 4:05 on a Saturday, and I just realized that I haven't eaten yet today. Oops.
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Is this who they took off the Cracker barrel logo?
Is this who they took off the Cracker barrel logo?
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"As you get older you really just want to be surrounded by good people. People who are good for you, good to you, and good for your soul." ~Unknown
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Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.
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This is what happens when you dont have any GenX elders to confer with:
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SAY IT LOUDER, DON! 99 Cents is here to stay
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Hilarious 😂
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Judge Frank Caprio has passed away at the age of 88 after a brave fight with pancreatic cancer. Known for his compassion, warmth, and humor, he touched the lives of millions and left a lasting mark on all who knew him. He will be remembered not only as a respected judge but as a…
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