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TurboNag @TurboLag3

"A man without a woman is like a pistol without a trigger; it is the woman who makes the man go off.” Avi and header are me x.com/search?q=from:… Anytown, USA Joined February 2019
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TurboNag @TurboLag3

5 years ago

You know you’re dating a very religious man, if he screams “Oh Gosh” instead of “Oh God” as you’re blowing him

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OleSaintPat @OleSaintPat

5 years ago

I'd like to have a kid, but I'm not sure I'm ready to spend ten years of my life constantly asking someone where their shoes are.

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Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1

5 years ago

I daydream about us leaving the world behind and wrapping ourselves around each other in our own little private oasis

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TurboNag @TurboLag3

5 years ago

I was trying to search Amazon for a new bra. This is what comes up in the search bar when I put in my size

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Rebecca @herefortheluls6

5 years ago

Find someone that will miss you even when they are not horny. ~ Inspirational

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JediMasster7 @aster7_m

5 years ago

sunflowers, love letters and my hands in your hair

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Siren 💫 @CallSignSiren

5 years ago

There’s nothing more beautiful than a someone who wants to give you their time.

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TurboNag @TurboLag3

5 years ago

Sometimes I sit outside hoping the mosquitoes get to me, just so I’m getting sucked by something

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JediMasster7 @aster7_m

5 years ago

those playful morning whispers that erupt into fuck me morning moans

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TurboNag @TurboLag3

5 years ago

I’m the kind of girl that eats the chip that falls out of my bra as I’m taking it off

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just v¡be @LVMelL0

5 years ago

Relationship status: looking for a carnivore that doesn’t mind biting into a little extra meat on some thicc hips.

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Benny 'Mostly Polish' Rollins @citizenkawala

5 years ago

Love til it hurts, man.

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Siren 💫 @CallSignSiren

5 years ago

More laughter ... less everything else.

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TurboNag @TurboLag3

5 years ago

Say hi if you’re up still 😘

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Forward March @RunOldMan

5 years ago

Some people don't like to argue and then there are others that will argue over the last cookie in the bag.

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