Rufus T Firefly didn't do nuffin' @badhoggo
this is not the hoggo you are looking for Joined September 2025-
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No. Never too soon
We made it, folks. Cheers
Both are 🤌🤌🤌
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Accurate
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[Laughs in Jeffrey Dahmer]
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Changing the "attending" status from "yes" to "no" for the rest of my conference calls today and ignoring them because I've pretty much had it with dealing with idiots this week. May to the same for the entire week next week and see how that goes
Who's ready for Oktoberfest???
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It's Friday! Kleider Aus!
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I want the teacher who pulled this stunt placed in a pillory & the student who put this sticker on the wall placed in a position of authority within the school district.
I want the teacher who pulled this stunt placed in a pillory & the student who put this sticker on the wall placed in a position of authority within the school district. https://t.co/SfRefNTyYN
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It’s Friday, you know what to do. 🤘🏻
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Dammit!!
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If you're new here--welcome. We vibe on Fridays.
It's "Bouquet!!!!"
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BREAKING NEWS: Dame Patricia Routledge, unquestioned national treasure for her star-turn as 'Hyacinth Bucket', has died. The Liverpool-born actress, who trained in opera, was 96. #ItsBouquet
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Dinosaurs went extinct because the males were not capable of locating the clitisaurus.
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