Matt Cushman @floatationman
Joined September 2017-
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Went to a Psychedelic Furs show tonight. Boy howdy, I can't think of another show that I've attended that screamed "We all have 401Ks".
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Today I have discovered that a full night's sleep makes me more susceptible to funky beats.
If your primary move in any situation is to fall down and be generally useless, you're going to be perfect protagonist for the new Gremlins movie. #gremlins #stopfallingdown
If you have 10,000 spoons and still can't solve that knife problem, I think it's time to admit you're part of the problem.
When it's suddenly 7:00 pm and you realize that not only are you still wearing sweat pants, they're not even your good sweat pants. #homeoffice #workingfromhome
Home visiting the folks. First episode of Matlock knocked out by 10 am.
I wonder how many times I have said, "Why yes, Audible, I did enjoy this program."
Things I've discovered working at home: I run HVAC a lot more now. For the first time I've had to light the bathroom candle for myself.
9 hours of binging Stranger Things later, my takeaway is that Sean Astin gives bad life advice.
DragonCon 2017. The place where I first washed down a Kaopectate with a Red Bull. Then did it again later that night.
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Katherine Ryan @Kathbum
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James S A Brown III @jsabrown
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Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar
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Aisling Bea @WeeMissBea
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Strong Bad @StrongBadActual
88K Followers 1 Following i don't trust any device i can't mash ctrl+alt+del on
Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf
417K Followers 389 Following pre-order Nice Lady album: https://t.co/jJ8mDBSE7v
marc maron @marcmaron
814K Followers 466 Following I am a comic, actor, feral cat wrangler, writer & host of WTF the podcast.
Natasha Leggero @natashaleggero
329K Followers 890 Following The Honeymoon Stand up Special on Netflix. Book: The World Deserves MY Children out now! The Endless Honeymoon Podcast on YouTube
Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser
495K Followers 2K Following comedian with my own reality series “Welcome Home Nikki Glaser?” that starts May 1st on E! I also do a podcast, tour, and host fboy island.
Elon Musk @elonmusk
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AllieKat @alliekat893
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Dave Weasel @DaveWeasel
475K Followers 15K Following 5x Billboard comedy chart topper. slightly more active on IG: daveweasel @valleyboyspod "verified since September 2016" don't come at me
Eleanor Gordon-Smith @TheRealEGS
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