Gabrielle Williott @grabbyelle
amazing father figure | executive producer at cracked fullyloadedtampon.gov Brooklyn, NY Joined March 2010-
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A throwback to Hard Melissa showing respect and kindness to her superior in the workplace. I’m sure she will do the same at our show on Saturday in New Jersey. dice.fm/event/5kdl8-tw…
Moms-to-be: what are the best cleats to wear for giving birth?
No that’s my emotional support knot in the back of my tee shirt to make it tighter
This is what it feels like to free bleed
This is what it feels like to free bleed
Some personal news! I deleted all the selfies of me practicing the ahegao face from during the pandemic
We have to put our family dog down today but it’s okay because Trisha paytas is pregnant
This is what it’s like to date someone Irish
This is what it’s like to date someone Irish
I’m getting Eiffel towered by two tumi backpacks on the L train now that’s something worth writing a song about
According to my period tracking app I’m ovulating today and as a result I might be feeling like a “total eggslut” ????
Taylor swift put out 30 bad songs so she still seems relatable
I am the Taylor swift of going to watch a guy do comedy
i hate when adults say “tummy.” im an adult. it’s my STOMACH that hurts. because yet again. I had too many sweets without mothers permission
I never look before I cross the street no one would run over a beautiful woman
I don’t have a favorite Conan memory sadly, I have had horrible memory loss ever since the accident . Please cherish your minds you never know when they will be gone
My boyfriend and I are buying a car together so he can drive to work and I can drive to the Cheesecake Factory in queens have two margaritas and a Caesar salad and then drive home
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nypd officer looking at a college kid and watching them turn into a candy crush icon like in a cartoon when a character is really hungry
Just found out that the General from the insurance commercials is the same General from the Dispatch song.
I don’t always feel like I’m on my mid 30’s, but then I catch myself saying “Nike doesn’t make a quality product,” unprompted.
had a lot of fun editing this episode of "honest ads" for @cracked dot com. id like to do more of this kind of stuff if anyone is looking for video editors!!!!! the series is getting truly unhinged, here's the full vid: youtube.com/watch?v=vsGjpw…
@grabbyelle We should find destination run 🤔 ….. I’ll text you lololol I am back running again feeling healthy finally THIS WEEK so back
I love how the Meta (or Snap!) glasses allow you to combine first and third person pov and see things through both perspectives Here’s @grabbyelle and me finishing a half marathon, through my eyes and the way the crowd saw it
My constant state of mind is hoping I’ll be @grabbyelle’s next clown
why didn’t voldemort just run harry potter over with a car
Today we celebrate a sacred brotherhood @stavvysworld
I’m on last nights episode of @elsbethcbs !!! What a dream it was to play a Russian instagram model named Irina. Stream it on @paramountplus if you want :)❤️
@grabbyelle Me after fumbling through a new bit for 8 people.