Justin Helmer @js_helmer
comedy, software, music, beer justin.software San Francisco Joined August 2013-
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Tip: Set width & height on your <img> elements. This now allows modern browsers to infer their intrinsic size pre-download, reducing layout shifts.
One more day! @marknorm's "Out to Lunch" youtu.be/reB4iyFLqpA
The @TuesdayStories boys just posted a "Tuesdays Clips" video to YT. Hope this becomes a thing.🤞The world needs more @marknorm and @JoeListComedy youtu.be/n7WnINpcnUY
Check out @marknorm's new special "Out to Lunch", coming out May 12th. Don't be on the wrong side of history! This man bleeds comedy youtu.be/reB4iyFLqpA
⚡ Core Web Vitals are the metrics that every site should measure, and doing so has never been easier, thanks to the new web-vitals JS library (by @philwalton). The library is tiny (~1K), modular, easy to use, and works with any analytics tool you want: github.com/GoogleChrome/w…
TypeScript is like a really smart co-worker that I would never hang out with outside of work.
Curious what @marknorm and @JoeListComedy think of the new @JerrySeinfeld special
Was watching @sammorril's special "I Got This" today (again), and saw this juicy nugget in the credits. 😆 Him and @joemachi together = gold. Here's to hoping they have some ideas in the works🤞
I made a short film called “War and No Peace” It is admittedly heavily influenced by Dennis Hopper’s performance in FFC’s masterpiece ‘Apocalypse Now’ It’s about war and farts and so much more. Enjoy. Stay safe comrades.
There has never been a challenging time in human history where an occasional laugh didn’t help us get through. Hope you enjoy “23 Hours to Kill” — May 5th on @NetflixIsAJoke. Love, Jerry
I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.
CSS grid has some rad shorthand! Here's a little sample of what y'all can do with it 💀🤘
Good stuff in here: Brain Food: Speed Matters bit.ly/perceived-perf…
Awesome time to work at @intellimize - living the Silicon Valley dream!
Awesome time to work at @intellimize - living the Silicon Valley dream!
tiny.cc/65ms8x #lodash FTW! Thanks @jdalton and team for all your hard work, and thanks @_alanshaw for bringing it to our attention
Easy interface for bumping version & publishing to #npm and/or #github with no effort: tiny.cc/chnr8x includes a #nodejs interface
I've just updated my professional profile on LinkedIn. Connect with me and view my profile. lnkd.in/U7e3Gd #in
@imchriskelley hey whats up what have you been working on lately?
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Joey @Joey_Massie
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Guy Yalif @gyalif
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John Hampsey @JohnCHampsey
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LisaloVotesBlue 🟧 ... @lisalo511
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Doug Smith @whodougsmith
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Tom Dustin @Tom_Dustin
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Paul Nardizzi @paulnardizzi
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Paul Virzi @PaulVirzi
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yannispappas @yannispappas
195K Followers 704 Following mostly jokes on here, but also an occasional edict! my last stand up special: https://t.co/BkxZlgKZEJ
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
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Evan Williams @evanwilliams
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Ted Alexandro @tedalexandro
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Myq (Parenthetical) K... @myqkaplan
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Nate Bargatze @natebargatze
206K Followers 1K Following Come see me on The Big Dumb Eyes Tour, happening now. My Netflix special, Your Friend, is streaming (plus a few others). Also @nateland_ent
Kurt Metzger @kurtmetzger
142K Followers 820 Following New 30 min special out 8/29/23 at 4pm EST ⬇️⬇️ YouTube link below ⬇️⬇️
Shane Gillis @Shanemgillis
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Tim Hanlon @TimfromDa70s
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Tuesdays w/ Stories @TuesdayStories
20K Followers 75 Following A weekly podcast starring Mark Normand and Joe List. It's funny. We love you. Bye. https://t.co/8R0cF8Dpfo
Big Jay Oakerson @bigjayoakerson
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Dave Attell @attell
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Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope
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Mike Vecchione @ComicMikeV
21K Followers 946 Following Baltimore, MD | The Port Comedy Club | Sept. 25 Columbus, Ohio | The Columbus Funnybone | Oct. 5 Hartford, CT | Hartford Funny Bone | Oct. 17 & 18
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Andrew Schulz 👑HEZ... @andrewschulz
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Joe Machi @joemachi
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Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald
1.1M Followers 719 Following This is my official twitter i like bananas. theyre yellow.
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Joe List @JoeListComedy
120K Followers 1K Following I'm a comedian & I have 4 one hour comedy specials available for free on YouTube “I Hate Myself” & “This Years Material” & “Enough For Everybody” & "Small Ball"
mark normand @marknorm
548K Followers 414 Following New York Comedienne. New hour special "Out To Lunch" on the Youtubes now!! My pod: "Tuesdays with Stories” or “We Might be Drunk” Link 👇👇 Praise Allah!
Jin L @jclim27
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94 Followers 22 Following Campaign Optimization Manager at @Intellimize. We use AI to dynamically personalize websites and drive revenue
David Singh @DavidASingh
356 Followers 412 Following VP of Sales at @DocketAI. Dad. Steelers Nation. Foodie. Parisian at Heart.
Guy Yalif @gyalif
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acalub @acalub
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Rod Vagg @rvagg
4K Followers 0 Following This account is write-only, I don't see replies or DMs. Please email me if you need to get in touch ([email protected]).
GitHub Status @githubstatus
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🦋 jddalton.bsky.so... @jdalton
26K Followers 37 Following Lodash creator • sometimes TC39 delegate • protecting supply chains at https://t.co/eYz05o0jqW • Ex (Bun, Salesforce, Node core, Electron WG, Microsoft)
Jeremy Ashkenas @jashkenas
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Addy Osmani @addyosmani
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