Keating Thomas @keatingthomas

So many movies might be more watchable (JFK, Oppenheimer, Lincoln etc) if they just cut out the awful cliché of having the historical American hero’s wife shrilly screaming at him over and over every 30 mins. It’s an insult to female characters and the actors who play them. Ugh.

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Keating Thomas @keatingthomas

2 years ago

Two definite great clear horror movies that weren’t sold to anyone at all as horror movies are “Vanilla Sky” and “What About Bob?”

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Keating Thomas @keatingthomas

2 years ago

I’ve never felt so young. For another 30 minutes at least.

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Keating Thomas @keatingthomas

2 years ago

I actually viscerally feel bad for people who make their entire identity about actively hating current politicians.

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2 years ago

It’s sad how new-age “funny” is choosing general acceptance over truth.

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Keating Thomas @keatingthomas

2 years ago

Something that always confused me about “Who’s the Boss?” was this guy’s name. And I feel bad for his kid, who is probably named, “Rednecks hate you now, weirdly.”

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Keating Thomas @keatingthomas

2 years ago

I love how frozen yogurt places—where you pick out your own cup, you pour your own froyo, add your own toppings, and even weigh it *for* the cashier—then expect you to leave a tip. Um, no. I’d rather tip the machine I swipe my own groceries through. At least that talks to me.

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Keating Thomas @keatingthomas

2 years ago

If Tom Hanks really did eat babies, you’d think he would’ve started with Chet.

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2 years ago

They should do a “Naked and Afraid,” but they unleash you out into Disneyland.

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Keating Thomas @keatingthomas

2 years ago

Who the hell was ever selling canned worms?

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2 years ago

Can we all take a minute to appreciate how every YouTube comment is someone telling us all to take a minute to appreciate something?

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Keating Thomas @keatingthomas

2 years ago

It’ll be interesting when AI completely takes over the modeling industry, because I really just can’t wait to see an AI women also pretend to like football.