Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer @nodata4u
Probably not here anymore. Bluesky: @wanksy.bsky.social x.com/search/from:no… Earth. I am a earth person. Joined June 2015-
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The only reason im here is that Mojo Nixon died, and he was a friend of mine. He would want you to be on bluesky instead of this piece of shit.
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Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer retweeted
Ok so @robbiewilliams this is gonna sound completely out of left field, but do you want to be the face of a new religion called Chork?
Are you guys even manifesting goat energy ?
I’m just so absolutely fucking awestruck and delighted that not only does this generation of kids -get- hardcore, they’re probably better at it than we ever were. Gen X signing off. Baton passed.
Bro responds to bullshit medical claim with “eat watermelon.” Let’s go.
Bro responds to bullshit medical claim with “eat watermelon.” Let’s go.
Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer retweeted
Unused Top Gun handles: 1. Dog-paedo 2. Lube 3. Muppetfumbler 4. Crispy-cakes 5. Nonce
I solve all my problems like Thomas Shelby - vapid stare and then tell a relative to do it.
Btw - if you’re wondering how long it takes to go from posting regularly to seeing random shit you don’t care about - it’s 4 days.
I’m doing cool shit over on bluesky while you’re still on this jalopy going
They just 🎵let him goooo let him goooo
Dr. Gurp Gurpenheimer retweeted
Settle an argument, does my coworker look like Zach Braff
Breaking: No-shit monster comes out of cave and yells NO SHIT.
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