Rob Kalé @rob_smb
Partner, M&A Advisor @BusinessExits, & proud dad. Previously started my own business, invested in 4 small biz acquisitions, and bought some terrible real estate robertkale.com Joined May 2011-
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One of the coolest parts about parenting is you get to relive life basically. You aren’t so jaded anymore. Your kid is excited about seeing a cat, a boat, a garbage truck, and now you’re excited about it too, when previously you wouldn’t have even considered them for a second.
Was at a cafe. Looked across the street to see an old industrial building with a sun-faded logo “United Refrigeration - heating, air conditioning” …I was like man, I bet that old company makes MONEY. I was thinking like $50m. $2.3b revenue
I think this is a very cool product. Tech workers who racked up a ton of stock in their company usually think they can just hold or sell. Now they can diversify and keep holding, with less concentration risk. Had a friend do this with Cache after I showed it to him!
I think this is a very cool product. Tech workers who racked up a ton of stock in their company usually think they can just hold or sell. Now they can diversify and keep holding, with less concentration risk. Had a friend do this with Cache after I showed it to him!
LA SMB ETA Meetup (should I add more acronyms?) hosted by us at @BusinessExits, come hang: partiful.com/e/vHexbbyySkt3…
If $12M/year sounds big, remember: The U.S. government says anything below $40M a year is a small business
This will spawn some kid to build an AI product for stadium cameras to identify celebrities & CEOs and who they’re with
This will spawn some kid to build an AI product for stadium cameras to identify celebrities & CEOs and who they’re with
Left: a business buyer with absolutely no money. Right: former hedge fund PE CEO legend w/ $100M family office
M&A advisory should have a separate license, and part of that training should be interviewing buyers that went bankrupt after acquisition. Would lower the asking price multiples.
We’ve had clients, friends, and family take out MCA loans, and it crushes their business. Do not take out these loans! Their daily or weekly repayment structure is a totally different payment type and will bury you.
We’ve had clients, friends, and family take out MCA loans, and it crushes their business. Do not take out these loans! Their daily or weekly repayment structure is a totally different payment type and will bury you.
The start to a good Father’s Day
The best advice I always give to newly exited founders: Open a Vanguard account. Not Fidelity. Not Schwab. Vanguard. 'Smart advice,' You might think. 'They do have the lowest fees..' Wrong. Their interface is so awful, you will never trade.. Has saved my clients millions.
My son doesn’t forget things he just stores them away like his mother
4 years ago my wife told me she was pregnant. On April fool’s day. I wasn’t born yesterday, I said. Now we have a 3 year old.
Late post, but great SMB event last week! Will do more here in LA for searchers.
This is my 8th year as a business broker, and after so much time I’ve gone ahead and summarized all of my learnings for you: Every deal closed is a fucking miracle

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Heather Endresen @EndresenHeather
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Hamid @HamidRizvi
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Clay Hebert @clayhebert
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Brad Kreutz @bradkreutz
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341 Followers 309 Following Two kids and counting. Real estate agent and investor. USMC. Looking to buy an SMB in SE Nebraska.
Judd Goodrich @judd_goodrich
872 Followers 304 Following I connect acquisition entrepreneurs with SMB investors and our platform handles the legal and compliance processes of raising capital.
Jackson Dean Pacific @PacificJD
702 Followers 2K Following IU Maurer Law ‘24 @IUMaurerLaw. M&A Attorney @smblawgroup.
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Travis Jamison @Travis_Jamison
9K Followers 532 Following SMB investing platform: https://t.co/y8NQJmdauH Investing newsletter: https://t.co/aqJtyX73Vn Community: https://t.co/HxnktkbGGk SEO & GEO: https://t.co/l8fJ2axoAd
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239K Followers 3K Following I create, incubate, own, oversee, and eventually sell businesses. Then, Chilis. @hirewithnear, @holdcoconf, @alamofireworks, @cyberfortress, Union Media + more.
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Ayo Phillips @realrookieceo
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Andrew Gazdecki @agazdecki
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14K Followers 1K Following Former PE, now owner of a home services contractor after completing a self-funded search. Newsletter chronicling the journey linked below. All opinions my own.
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73K Followers 2K Following Taking a break from X - sign up for updates - link in bio
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702 Followers 2K Following IU Maurer Law ‘24 @IUMaurerLaw. M&A Attorney @smblawgroup.
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5K Followers 2K Following Strategic & Operational Leadership | Former CEO | Mentor & Advisor | Recharging Before What Comes Next
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Andrew Petrie @andrewwpetrie
529 Followers 654 Following Founder, Three Meadows Partners I don't care about your opinion, I care about your position and relative sizing.
Dane Sawyer @DanesawyerSMB
437 Followers 708 Following Self-funded searcher that acquired a legacy wholesale bakery and enjoys all things small business and ETA
Michael Mullaney @mmullaneyNHG
166 Followers 335 Following Running an investment firm focused on acquiring small to medium-sized businesses. Focused on fire department services. Advocate for more people to buy SMBs!
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carried_no_interest @carrynointerest
35K Followers 1K Following Private Equity Investor skewing towards software. Former Head of AI @ $1B+ PE fund. Former Data Scientist using AI to source deals. DMs Open
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42 Followers 58 Following Nationwide SBA Lender | St.Pete | UCF Knight
Peter Nordberg @petercnordberg
961 Followers 397 Following Experienced M&A attorney helping buyers and sellers of small to medium sized businesses close deals for a flat fee.
Connor Pera @connorpera
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