Johanna Ratliff @waiting2compile
Zero chill. Tweets with sass. Engineer. Big fan of mountains. Tweets are mostly about computers and my own mental distress. she/her Denver, CO Joined February 2012-
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The vast majority of people who are killed by heat or killed by cold are actually killed by poverty. It’s not a random act of weather, it’s the systemic violence of poverty
Here's the part that this convo misses: the working class is not just "people under $X income." The working class is anyone forced to work in order to survive. It excludes the congenitally rich, but it includes high income professions until the people reach congenitally rich.
Apparently today Twitter's MC is some former Meta employee who bought a $1.5M home in Seattle, got laid off, and can't pay the mortgage. As usual, Twitter is flattening what COULD be a useful dialogue into "should you make fun of this man." Let's talk about tech money.
THEN WHY IS HE WEARING A BOWTIE? I WANT TO GIVE HIM SPAGHETTI
i don't regret choosing motherhood but boy oh boy do women not get warned about a lot of stuff that happens to us around pregnancy/birth/caring for an infant
My son turns one tomorrow so it’s a year since I survived this ordeal and what I’ll say to you now is if you think pregnant people in this country aren’t completely fucked then you are a 100% silly goose. besskalb.substack.com/p/forced-birth…
well, well, well if it isn’t all my “we’ll deal with it in January” chickens home to roost
When I was a kid, everyone told me that when I grew up and started seeing taxes being taken out of my check, I would get more conservative but the opposite has happened because I look at my paycheck and I’m like “I pay this much in taxes just for people to be unhoused and unfed?“
Just found out I can’t get a zofran rx with my SSRI so I’m doomed to die a very nauseous death
@elonmusk Now I know who needs to hear this.
I love Love is Blind because the entire premise is “what if people fell in love because they were INTERESTING instead of hot?” and then they proceed to cast only extremely boring hot people. Excellent TV.
being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the titanic except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad
finding a therapist is simple, just contact 50 people, 25 are no longer in network despite their listing, 15 don't answer, 5 have switched to $600/hr life coaching, 2 don't like your vibe, one now only does pets. the one you pick will stop responding and you go with the other one
Dracula is actually one of the funniest books of all time. Jonathan Harkness shows up at Dracula's castle, Dracula's like "hey could you write like five letters to your fiance in advance that say you're fine" and Jonathan is like "weird, but yes absolutely"
I just spent like an hour debugging my shell because I aliased a protected word for a quick cd to my local env dot files directory. Don’t ‘alias local= cd dot files/path’ at 11pm. You’ll have a bad time
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@HannahPosted For 1 person I'd call it 2 hours, weekly. Still easy. And can get stuff done while it runs. Throw in kids? Entirely different game. That changes the whole deal.
@HannahPosted Basically if at least one load a day doesn’t go on we’re falling behind.
Two hours of work twice a month
How difficult laundry would be was also really oversold to me as a child. “Oh boy just you wait until you’re grown up and have to do your own laundry, mister!”…it’s like what 2 hrs of work twice a month to wash and dry clothes. You lied mother.
amy poehler was only 7 years older than rachel mcadams, yet still played her mom
rachel mcadams was wearing a $10,000 wig while playing regina george
So is she gonna be "Zendaya Holland" or is he going to become "Tom"
Tom Holland and Zendaya are reportedly planning marriage. (Via: people.com/zendaya-tom-ho…)
i’m going out with my friends later and so my mom hands me this 😭💗
(Please don't ask me to explain but) Medieval law-coded.
Aromatherapy? This Woman Spilled Coffee on the Carpet: ow.ly/s4Sj50KRZH0
This is a perfect analogy for some of the things we talk about here; we don't always realize we're tucking our message inside a brick and that context is what I hope to show in those examples:
@driannavaldivia The critique is valid and actionable. The envelope it’s inside is a brick.
@shanselman @driannavaldivia Oooo, may I borrow this phrase?
@driannavaldivia The critique is valid and actionable. The envelope it’s inside is a brick.
@VicVijayakumar Dude you need the ice cream maker to replace the sourdough and add back Athletic Greens in your morning schedule, and get Hermione's time turner, it adds 3 hours to your day.
PLEASE STOP TELLING ME TO SPEND LESS TIME ON THE SOURDOUGH STARTER HE IS MY SON I MUST FEED HIM
dads, how do you find time for any intimacy with your partner??? 12-7am: sleep 7-845: breakfast, coffee, get kids ready 845-915: take kids to school 915-345pm: work 345-415: get kids from school 415-530: work 530-830: dinner, family time 830-9: put kids to bed 9-1030: walk dog,…
@BADINVESTMENT More like a founding father!
So he just watched slavery happen and didn’t do anything? FOH.
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