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When in a thick crowd like at a street festival I put my wallet in my front pocket to be safe. Then every 30 seconds I touch my ass pocket and get a bolt of panic that I lost it.
The thing that makes Kristi Noem's puppy-killing story additionally horrendous is that she described the dog as "having the time of her life" and "out of her mind with excitement" and "a picture of pure joy" -- right before Noem shot her in the head. The height of cruelty.
I can’t get over the news that Governor Kristi Noem shot her own puppy for nothing. I have four dogs and they absolutely keep me going. I count on them and they know they can count on me. I love them more than I can describe. I know hate is a strong word, but I hate Kristi Noem…
Aside from the sheer cruelty of shooting your own puppy in a ditch, the sadistic bitch thought is was a good idea to write about it.
Unbelievable that Supreme Court justices who see forgiving student loans, mandating vaccines, and regulating climate change as a slippery slope toward tyranny were not clear-eyed on questions of whether a president could execute citizens or stage a coup without being prosecuted.
love to listen to Supreme Court oral arguments about fun hypotheticals like “if you have a womb is it possible you aren’t a person” and “should we have a king”
Today, the Supreme Court dispelled any lingering hope that it might prove to be an honest broker of the law. It is not. So, not surprisingly, it is once again up to us. Vote. Because our democracy depends on it.
Here's the short version of today's US Supreme Court, hearing questions asked by the conservative majority: What can we do to enable criming by a president or candidate we favor?
Merrick Garland might have been a decent attorney general in another era when fascists weren’t trying to overthrow our democracy. But in this era when they are, he’s failed us miserably.
Every dictator who ever seized power justified his coup as an official act for the good of the state.
After listening to excerpts of yesterday's Supreme Court exploration of how it may be legally permissible to let women die in hospital emergency rooms, a distinction must be made: Clarence Thomas is a corrupt, angry mediocrity. But Samuel Alito is just fucking evil.
Well Chuck and Jim have determined we have been INFECTED TOTALLY with the virus. NO QUESTION - and we are not lookin for a cure.
I extemporaneously referred to somebody I know as a 'dog food bowl," which sounded idiotic even for me as I said it, but then after it sunk in, I liked it. Weird.
Before Trump we were AMERICA, with #Trump we were america, the lunatic scary relative that the rest of the world wishes was locked in the attic, shitting in a bucket and being fed gruel through a slot in the door. Do we really want to relive that horror?
Someone needs to remind the GOP that Vladimir Putin is the enemy, not the United States of America.
I’m old enough to remember when Marge Greene said earthquakes and eclipses were “signs of God’s displeasure.” So…
I’m old enough to remember when Marge Greene said earthquakes and eclipses were “signs of God’s displeasure.” So…
My dream job would be as the person who names all birds, fish, flowers and plants.
Remember when they were emblems and insignias, not logos? Life was more fair then.
If Trump were a Black man, or a poor white guy, and mouthed off like Trump does, he'd be in Rikers tonight.
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It stuns me that anyone considers Trump a “tough guy.” Has there ever been a whinier, more thin-skinned wimp in the history of American life?
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@MarkHamill I’m never calling this mess X. It’s twitter until it’s gone.
Kristi Noem thinks the dog in John Wick was asking for it
Is “Baba O’ Riley” your favorite Who Song?
“Trump’s legal argument is a path to dictatorship. That is not an exaggeration: His legal theory is that presidents are entitled to absolute immunity for official acts. Under this theory, a sitting president could violate the law with impunity, whether that is serving unlimited…
In the wee hours of the morning, while Joe Biden was likely sleeping soundly in the White House, a drug-addled septuagenarian heap of Diet Coke, hamberder grease, spray tan and sociopathy sat alone in his gilded golf motel rage-posting on his failing social media app about a…
“What Alito did is essentially say: ‘I’m living in MAGA world.’ Which views this case as a totally bogus prosecution ginned up by totally bogus people as part of a vindictive prosecution by Joe Biden. And Alito is also implicitly saying that if Donald Trump gets reelected, you…
There’s never been a time in history when the people who burn books are the good guys.
Cricket was a good girl and did not deserve to be shot and killed by @KristiNoem. It took two shots as she dragged the poor puppy into a gravel pit to finally finish her off by shooting the 14 month old puppy in the face.
Don't vote for anyone you wouldn't trust with your dog.
Freaks. All of them.
Is everyone in this movement a f*cking weirdo or just most of them?
I finally have to admit that I’ve been lost in an IKEA store for the past 3 days. I hate asking for directions so I’ve been living on Swedish meatballs and sleeping on a futon. My phone is at 13% so this might it for me.
Here’s the thing about @KristiNoem - Killing a dog callously is awful. - Killing it because it wasn’t trained is disgusting. - Bragging about in a book is stupid. - Attacking people for criticizing you is pathetic. - Wearing it as a badge to prove you’re tough is psychotic.
The thing that makes Kristi Noem's puppy-killing story additionally horrendous is that she described the dog as "having the time of her life" and "out of her mind with excitement" and "a picture of pure joy" -- right before Noem shot her in the head. The height of cruelty.
This is just a hypothetical and not directed at anyone in particular. Is there any longer anything that would make a person ineligible for political office?
I can’t get over the news that Governor Kristi Noem shot her own puppy for nothing. I have four dogs and they absolutely keep me going. I count on them and they know they can count on me. I love them more than I can describe. I know hate is a strong word, but I hate Kristi Noem…