Doc Supafly @DocSupafly
2-time TIME Person of the Year. Dorkposter. Misunderstood genius. Tries to adhere to a Threading is Cheating rule. Puns are the surest way to my ❤ Minnesota, USA Joined July 2011-
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A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore
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Assembling a new trampoline, tell my wife, "It says 2 adults will need 2 hours, so Id guess 3 or 4" "I can help after I get back home" ...So 6 or 7 hours then
Noooo Its still summer!
Noooo Its still summer! https://t.co/v21KTpgT4f
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@DocSupafly That's just for the next reunion tour. We get cover bands performing every year.
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The Robin Hood whistling song is the greatest thing ever made.
Enjoy the Secada now, you wont hear it again for another 17 years or so
Enjoy the Secada now, you wont hear it again for another 17 years or so
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Street Fighter 2 made me think Brazilians looked like this
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Gm. You can just do things.
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EVERY COUNTRY VOTED FOR THE “make America pay for everyone’s food provision” EXCEPT AMERICA
EVERY COUNTRY VOTED FOR THE “make America pay for everyone’s food provision” EXCEPT AMERICA https://t.co/B28fpaUetz
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wife just surprised me with a cologne 🥰 said it's the same as her coworker so now she can think of me at work. she's so cute i love her so much
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Of all the mean comments I got from this post this one hurt the most. Can you not see my quad in that pic? Is that really not enough? I'll be in the squat rack til I puke tomorrow to make sure no one ever says something like that about my legs again.
Of all the mean comments I got from this post this one hurt the most. Can you not see my quad in that pic? Is that really not enough? I'll be in the squat rack til I puke tomorrow to make sure no one ever says something like that about my legs again. https://t.co/cuMItAPQrp
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Me after once again telling my kids to do something for the third or fourth time.
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“Some people call me the space cowboy.” Stop it, Steve Miller, no one calls you that.
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same energy
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I suspect that many people simply assume that if the state “guarantees high-quality housing to all,” then it will actually deliver high-quality housing to all, but this is a serious mistake
I suspect that many people simply assume that if the state “guarantees high-quality housing to all,” then it will actually deliver high-quality housing to all, but this is a serious mistake
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How my wife looks at me when I’m about to sit down and relax
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I do not understand what a marriage is supposed to mean if it does not mean you take your cancer-stricken wife to the ER instead of going on a date with someone else
I do not understand what a marriage is supposed to mean if it does not mean you take your cancer-stricken wife to the ER instead of going on a date with someone else
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I thought Trump was for lower prices, my fent costs are gonna soar if he keeps this up
I thought Trump was for lower prices, my fent costs are gonna soar if he keeps this up
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“You do know Abraham Lincoln was shot, right?” “Why would you tell me that, Liz?! How am I supposed to act if I know what’s going to happen?” “But when you read the script…” “Reading creates crow’s feet and leads to tired kidneys according to that subreddit that got banned.”
“You do know Abraham Lincoln was shot, right?” “Why would you tell me that, Liz?! How am I supposed to act if I know what’s going to happen?” “But when you read the script…” “Reading creates crow’s feet and leads to tired kidneys according to that subreddit that got banned.”
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