Pritesh @impriteshpandey
Perpetually curious and fueled by a mix of ambition and doubt. Seeking insights in the spaces between deep thought, life’s quirks, and quiet wisdom medium.com/@impriteshpand… Joined April 2014-
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Most people live as if life is a rehearsal. They save dreams for later, forgetting the curtain could fall at any moment. The tragedy isn’t death itself it’s dying without ever having lived. #dreams #Death
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if you’re gong to make a terrible decision, at least be decisive about it
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Hear me out; Guilt Cancelling Headphones, for when you want to avoid responsibility without feeling bad about it.
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If your child does not love bacon, you need to make an appointment with a therapist pronto.
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Short women talk a lot of shit for people whose feet don't touch the ground when they sit on a chair.
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I showered and put on clothes just to lay back on the couch.
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Anybody can be "your type"... when there's an open bar.
Trump and Zelenskyy sound like the oddest sitcom duo one keeps saying 'perfect call,' the other just wants perfectly timed aid. #Trump #Zelenskyy
Trump and Zelenskyy sound like the start of a bad buddy cop movie one’s obsessed with deals, the other just wants his cut… of military aid. #Trump #Zelenskyy
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The "401" in my 401(k) actually refers to the age where I'll have enough money to retire.
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How much water do I need to drink to basically fix everything wrong with my body and life?
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Sometimes self-care is listening to the same song for the 124th time.
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People who say "love is all you need" know nothing of extra cheese.
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Tweets a cocaine joke and gets 200 likes Post a cocaine joke on Facebook and gets a bunch of "we are praying for you" and an intervention.
If you’re constantly hustling, you’re on the treadmill of someone else’s design.
Happiness is accepting the illusion, not escaping it.
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My desire to be well informed is currently at odds with my need to be detached from reality.
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I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t get excited when they see something that glows in the dark.
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Dr. Small told me this morning that the reason he became a psychologist is because the voices in his head told him to.
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